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Carlos. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto. What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a white man with no girlfriend? Cholo vs Solo. Who runs the Mexican Amazon?
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For Netflix and chili. Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. Only Juan crossed. What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band? Red hot chili peppers. Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like? They both run jump shoot and steal.
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No Whey José. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives. Why did the Mexican take a Xanax? For Hispanic attacks. What book do Mexican students read in English class? Tequila mocking bird.
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Laugh Riot with "150 Mexican Jokes" to Brighten Your Day begins. Mexican humor inspires this collection. Sombreros, salsa, and more—these jokes highlight Mexico's lively character. You've found the right article if you're a comedy buff, a casual laugher, or just trying to lighten your day. We'll chuckle at 150 Mexican jokes in.
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120 Funny Mexican Jokes: Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus. The bus arrives so one says to the other "we should TACOn the bus" What did the Mexican doctor tell his patient? Be ready for a different Día de los Muertos this year Why do Mexicans have Netflix? For Netflix and chili How do you call a spider piñata? Piñatarantula
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Papá, me siento mal. Pues siéntate bien. Translation: Dad, I feel ill. Well, sit properly. Latino fathers love a good grammar joke. The conjugation of the first person of the verbs sentir (to feel) and sentarse (to sit down) is the same: siento. The Latino dad is playing with that to tease his son. 4.
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2. "Why do Mexicans get sick easily? Because they are ill-legal immigrants.". 3. "My Mexican friend's mom died. To make him feel better I tell him "mucho" every time I see him, it means a lot to him.". 4. "The ice made a plan to get all illegal Mexican immigrants together. No Juan escaped.".
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"Hasta la vista, baby!" What do you call a Spanish-speaking dinosaur? "Taco-saurus"! Why did the Mexican guitar player get arrested? He was caught "strumming" the wrong chords! How do you say "happy birthday" in Spanish? "Feliz napkin-yo"! What do you call a Spanish-speaking bear?
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We're in the desert, don't forget.". "Pepe, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon… it's no mirage, it's a bacon tree.". Luis staggers towards the tree as a result. He gets about 5 meters away, Pepe close following when a machine gun opens fire on them, and Luis falls like a wet sock.
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1. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos… poof. He disappears without a tres. 2. Reading in Mexico is not very interesting because there are no books. Only Manuels. 3. Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus. The bus arrives so one says to the other "we should TACOn the bus." 4.
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Mother-In-Law Jokes in Spanish. One common cliché in the Hispanic culture is that mother-in-laws (suegras) are awful. Because of this, many jokes in Spanish are about them! Here are some examples of this type of jokes: 4. A bitter wine… - ¿Cuál es el vino más amargo? - Vino mi suegra.
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Without a Tres. upvote downvote report My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say upvote downvote report This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 What do hispanic jews celebrate? Juanukkah
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Hilarious Hispanic Jokes curated just for you, like: What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo! My mother told me this one
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¡A que te pego! Pepito - No puedes, mamá, no tenemos pegamento. Mom - Pepito, we're out of glue. Go buy some at the store. Pepito - I don't want to, mom, I'm playing! Mom - What do you mean you don't want to? How about I spank you? Pepito - You can't, mom, we don't have any glue! Colmos
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Some (Good) Mexican/Latino Humor. You Know You're Latino If . . . 1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gifts, but brought extra uninvited kids. 2. When the cake says "Happy Birthday Mijo" instead of the child's real name. 3. The party is at Chuck E Cheese but they brought their own food, cake, and a pinata. 4.
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1. A Mexican thinks his wife has an affair but she says he is the only Juan. 2. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives. 3. Did you know that Mexican gigolos sometimes have specials? Two for the price of Juan. 4. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. 5.