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Jiu Jokes. A Brazilian Jiu Jitsu teacher and black belt told his Purple belt employee, "We're going to have a match. If you can avoid being submitted for 10 minutes, I'll award you a black belt and I'll give you a raise. If I can get you in a chokehold and you can't escape, I'm going to fire you.".
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Greatest Jiu Jitsu Memes in 2020. Training jiu jitsu comes with a number of benefits too long to list here. One extra benefit being in the jiu jitsu world that people often forget is the access to high-quality jiu jitsu memes!. With the COVID-19 social distancing and self-isolation putting a damper on the moods of many in the jiu jitsu community (we miss training too!), we need to remind.
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Posted in Humor, Picture | Tagged Bjj Humor, BJJ joke, bjj meme, brazilian jiu-jitsu meme, funny bjj, how to get better at bjj, train too much Just got a new BJJ Dvd joke. Posted on October 27, 2012 by byronjabara. We have all been there, moving funrnature to roll at home.
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An old cowboy is sitting at a bar next to a young Japanese man. The cowboy turns to the Japanese man, scowling and grunts "Hey kid, do you know King Fu or Jiu Jitsu or somewhat? Severely offended the Japanese man says, "Just because I'm 'Oriental' doesn't mean I know Martial Arts.". A big list of jiu jitsu jokes, submitted and ranked by users.
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Knee-on-belly-induced farts. Burritos before rolling and the filling of your shorts. 6. Iforgetusername • 12 yr. ago. wish I knew some, but when I die I want someone to show up dressed as a ref and throw 3 fingers in the air, and say "finally 'name' passed the ultimate gaurd of Life. 3 points". 5. [deleted] • 12 yr. ago.
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Jiu Jitsu jokes for kids are centered around the Brazilian version of the Japanese styles of Judo and Jujutsu. They should be simple in construction and age appropriate. Most of them will 'tap' into what kids find funny with surprises, rhyming, and alliteration.
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Jitsu Jokes - 23 Hilarious Jitsu Jokes Jitsu Jokes I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the f\*\*k would you ask me that?
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Jiu Jitsu taken as a joke Sometimes when I tell people , and even when I first told my friends I did jiu jitsu , they laugh and don't take it seriously. I think they have a warped perception that it's the same as karate or tkd.
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Being strong and knowing jiu jitsu is a double advantage. Helio Gracie, Helio Gracie Interview. When you train in the gi, your hips are better, sweeps are better, your escape from the mount is ten times better. With a gi on, the mounted gi has a hundred attacks, and without it, he has two or three. It's a joke.
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Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ; Portuguese: jiu-jitsu brasileiro [ʒiw ˈʒitsu bɾaziˈlejɾu, ʒu-]) is a self-defence martial art and combat sport based on grappling, ground fighting, and submission holds.BJJ focuses on taking ones opponent down to the ground, gaining a dominant position, and using a number of techniques to force them into submission via joint locks or chokeholds.
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1.) The act of folding someone's clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will 👍︎ 2 💬︎ 0 comment 👤︎ u/akioakashi 📅︎ Apr 25 2020 🚨︎ report My kid went to jiu jitsu tournament and fought her belt off She won the no belt prize. 👍︎ 3 💬︎ 1 comment 👤︎ u/zsxking 📅︎ Aug 12 2017 🚨︎ report
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Table of Contents Introduction Jiu Jitsu is a Martial Art and combat sport that focus on grappling and ground fighting. It was originated in Japan and now it is practiced around the globe. Here are some funny Jiu Jitsu jokes to make you laugh. What is Jiu Jitsu? Jiu jitsu is a martial art that originated in Brazil.
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Best BJJ jokes. Didnt find one thread witb a collection of puns (they are all over the place!). So wanted to make a thread with a favorite ones.🤙. This is something a friend up with recently. Aimed at software developers or web designers who also roll. Caption to the thread image: Jiu-Jitsu practitioner when they face a 'submit button' on a.
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A Brazilian. A BJJ black belt is arrested for speeding. When the case is taken to court, the judge asks why he doesn't have a lawyer with him. 'I don't need a lawyer', says the black belt, 'I'm an expert in self defense'. What's Wolverine's favourite BJJ position? X-Guard! What kind of car do BJJ black belts drive? A Rolls-Royce!
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If you're a jiu jitsu enthusiast who loves a good pun, then you've come to the right place! We've compiled over 200 of the best jiu jitsu puns that will have you tapping out from laughter. From funny wordplay to clever twists on martial arts terminology, these puns are sure to make your training partners grin from ear to ear.