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Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore does love you a lot. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion. My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem".
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Of course, don't forget to vote for the love jokes that made you squeal with joy and share this article with your loved ones (even if it's a cat). #1. My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and said that she was imaginary. The joke is on them, though. They're imaginary, too.
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Superfine. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9… and I'm the 1 you need. It may sound cheesy… But you've stolen a pizza my heart. 'You're beautiful' has U in it, but 'quickie' has U and I together. Your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns? You got to let that mango. Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
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Looking for some cheesy or corny love jokes that will make you laugh and cringe simultaneously? We got that for you. Have you seen my girl? She works at the zoo. She's indeed a keeper! I think you're a cat! Why? Because I'm a feline, a connection between you and me! Babe, are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
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Funny equality law: The time taken by a wife when she says I will be ready in 5 minutes to go outside is exactly equal to the time taken by a husband when he says "I will be home in 5 minutes. Funny quote written on a husband's t-shirt: If all are devils, my wife is the queen of them. Roses are red. Violets are blue.
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1. Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes, it is February 14. 2. Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper. 3. What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance? 4.
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Smarter Living 83 Funny Love Jokes for Every Hopeless Romantic Love hurts, but it also amuses. Go ahead—crack a smile! By Carrie Weisman August 3, 2023 Inside Creative House / Shutterstock They say laughter is the key to a happy relationship, and they might be right.
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15+ Cheeky and Corny Love Jokes you can laugh with him and her! Jimmy 23/03/2023 Jokes Tags: Adult Jokes Lifestyle Jokes Puns Love Jokes Puns Breaking love jokes is basic in relationships. It's a staple and a known secret to keeping the people around you happy. Making jokes is also a way to express yourself to the people you love.
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So, get ready to chuckle as we dive into a collection of cheesy love jokes that will leave you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Top 50 Best Cheesy Love Jokes. 1. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? "Looking gouda, baby!" 2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and fell in love! 3.
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The Best Love Jokes: Corny Love Jokes RD.COM Jokes Love Jokes Love Jokes These love jokes and corny love jokes are no eclipse of the heart. Love is patient, kind, and can also be.
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1. Why should you never break up with a soccer player? Because he's probably a keeper. 2. My new girlfriend works at the zoo. She's a keeper! 3. Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. 4. Why did the baseball player have trouble dating? He always had a hard time getting to first base. 5.
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#1 My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system. Report 15 points POST #2 What do you say to your sister when she's crying? "Are you having a cry-sis?" Report 13 points POST #3 My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we can go on a date? 2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I'm your type! 3. Knock, Knock. Who's there?.
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1. "I could spend the rest of my sunsets with you." 2. "Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays but you know it's there." — George Burns 3. "Besides chocolate, you're my.
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108 Hilarious Jokes To Impress Your Crush Save Image: Shutterstock Here are some funny jokes to share with your friends at school or in close gatherings for a good laugh. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I have been binge-watching Netflix. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection. Can I borrow a kiss from you?
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In the tradition of the classic " I Choo-Choo-Choose You ," these puns and cheesy jokes are family-friendly but a little flirty, meaning they can earn you a laugh from your kid and a wink (or an eye-roll) from your significant other. As important as it is for any corny love joke to be clever, a little chemistry is also an essential ingredient.