Funny Car Quotes
I still can't drive.". - Bud Abbott (Money and Actors) "The road didn't cut through the land like that interstate. It moved with the land, it rose, it fell, it curved. Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time.". - Sally (Cars) "Float like a Cadillac. Sting like a Beemer.".
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"You know you're a car enthusiast when you have more pictures of your car on your phone than of your significant other." "I may not be a germaphobe, but I always wear gloves when washing my car to keep it extra clean." "Driving a car is like having superpowers, the ability to go from 0 to 60 in seconds and conquer any road ahead."
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2. "The car is the closest thing we will ever create to something that is alive."-. Sir Alec Issigonis. 3. "A car is just a car, but a Corvette is an adventure."-. Susan Anton. 4. "I'm not saying that I don't like cars, I'm just saying that I don't like car quotes."-. Unknown.
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Here are just a few of the best funny car quotes and sayings: Funny Car Quotes & Sayings "To attract men, I wear a perfume called ' New Car Interior .'" Rita Rudner "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." Doug Larson "I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy."
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— Robert Paul "If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane." "The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." — Dudley Moore "I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy." — Stephen Wright "That's why I love road trips, dude. It's like doing something without actually doing anything." - John Green
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Funny Quotes About Cars For Memes. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen. With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese. - Mr. Kuniyasu. Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg.
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Here are some funny car quotes for Instagram to flaunt with style. Don't tell people what you want. Just get it done I don't pray for anything in my life, just for cars. Shift to success mode. First ride. My car is my soul, and I'm not giving it away. Nothing worth having comes easy. Unleashing the beast. Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
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Here are 30 funny quotes about cars, speed and motor vehicles from hilarious present day comedians and classic gag writers that will make you laugh out loud. Every quote is categorized into a specific topic and accompanied by an original illustration.
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- Dale Earnhardt "We aren't addicted to oil, but our cars are." - James Woolsey "The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." - Dudley Moore "Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do." - Elon Musk "It's like driving a car at night.
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"I'm coming for you, Storm." ( Cars 3) Mater "Oh, he's just a little bit shy, and he hates ya for killing his flowers." ( Cars) "McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-sumthin', sumthin', sumthin'. T!" ( Cars) "I know'd you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!" ( Cars) "Goodbye! Okay, I'm good." ( Cars)
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Best Cars Quotes "Ka-Chow!" — Lightning McQueen "This grumpy old race car I know once told me something, 'It's an empty cup.'" — Lightning McQueen "Oh, he's just a little bit shy, and he hates ya for killing his flowers." — Tow Mater "I knew you couldn't drive. I didn't know you couldn't read ." — Doc Hudson "There was a lot left in me.
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Quote #1 "Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus." Françoise Sagan Quote #2 "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." Prince Philip Quote #3 "Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy." Zygmunt Bauman Quote #4
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- Mark Twain "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Robin Williams Robin Williams, Rush Hour Driving Quote "There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well, drive and make love." - Stirling Moss "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
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Funny Car Quotes. A little fun under the sun. You cannot escape a good laugh even if that's your car. You and your car have some funny stories about all your road trips. Don't hesitate, share it with your friends and use one of our captions below. Or make that two captions, whichever way you like.
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Drop a gear and disappear. If you are not driving your dream car, go back to work. Work hard, till the door of your car opens in a vertical way. Give a man a car, he will be happy for the day; Give a man a woman, he will be happy for the night; Give a man a woman who loves cars, he will be happy for life.
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Here are some of our favorite car captions. The days aren't always good, but driving this every day sure is. It all starts with a dream. A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you're not going anywhere. Words can't describe my love for this car. If you are not driving your dream car, go back to work.