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Listen to me, you! When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!".
The 25+ Best Moe Szyslak Quotes of All Time
Moammar "Moe" Szyslak (/ ห s ษช z l รฆ k / SIZ-lak) is a recurring character from the animated television series The Simpsons.He is voiced by Hank Azaria and first appeared in the series premiere episode "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire". Moe is the proprietor and bartender of Moe's Tavern, a Springfield bar frequented by Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Sam, Larry.
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
Homer Simpson: Not a thing in the world. Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I wish I could say the same. Homer Simpson: Moe, this is a great thing for you. You went from sitting on the sidelines to getting in the game! Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again!
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I feel so damn lonely [.] cries in hands and many more!" โ Moe Szyslak, "The Simpsons" "I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly." โ Moe Szyslak, "The Simpsons" "You guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age!" โ Moe Szyslak, "The Simpsons"
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
The character of Moe Szyslak, the bellicose, put-upon barkeep whose unsightly mug first appears in the show's premiere, " Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire ," was Red rendered in cartoon.
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
10. "They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe." In the season 8 episode "The Homer They Fall," Moe trains Homer as a boxer when they discover Homer's inability to get knocked out. He can get hit repeatedly in the head and he'll never go down.
The 25+ Best Moe Szyslak Quotes of All Time
Krusty: (Singing) Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so good, no one could be, so gentle and so loveable, Oh Mein Papa he always understood! Moe: I've got.
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My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings! Permalink: My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings! Added: September 26, 2011 I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was.
The 25+ Best Moe Szyslak Quotes of All Time
LikeShare#1 Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up my friend in my bar, there's a two-drink minimum. Moe Szyslak LikeShare#2 Bart: Milhouse. You were supposed to be the night watchman. Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over. Bart: Wow, I wonder where all the rats are going to go.
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
Oh, she left to pursue a movie. Added: February 18, 2010 Gin and tonic? Do they mix? Permalink: Gin and tonic? Do they mix? Added: February 18, 2010 (after drinking the Flaming Homer) Wow, Homer,.
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Moe Szyslak Quotes Lisa: (seeing what her parents are up to) Tracking software? (gasps) You're spying on Bart! Marge: Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows.
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
With all this high class tail around? (Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly) Fleas: Any minute now, our girl will make a brand new start. Patty and Selma: Yes! Marge: Any minute now, I won't.
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
Moe Szyslak: Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, broom. Goodnight jukebox that won't play a tune. Goodnight, eggs. Goodnight, dregs. Goodnight, bugs crawling up my legs. Goodnight, beer. Goodnight, mice. Goodnight princess who treats me nice. Rate this quote: 5.0 / 1 vote 1,169 Views Share your thoughts on this The Simpsons's quote with the community:
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
Many of the best Moe Syzslak quotes come from his insecurities and low self-esteem. In Season Eleven's "Pygmoelian," Moe is called "ugly ugly" for the first time in his life, prompting him to deliver this gem: "I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly."
56 Moe Szyslak Quotes Your Crabby Companion from 'The Simpsons'
Permalink: Father of the year, pal, father of the year. Added: April 26, 2015 Moe: Do you mind riding a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist? Princess Kemi: I don't! Moe: To the.
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Moe is likely one of the angriest characters on The Simpsons. He often seems on the edge of blowing up with rage. But while he can be quite aggressive to other people, he is much harder on himself. RELATED: One Quote That Goes Against Each Main Character's Personality On The Simpsons. When Moe and Homer are turned away from a bowling alley, Moe.