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He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." ~ Isabel Allende. "I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them." ~ Jay McInerney.
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1. Weirdly, I've been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. —- 2. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! —- 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. —- 4. Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
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Hahaha They're better at it than guys. 4. A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. Hope this means the naked man was near the organ that's used to play Sunday hymns. 5. I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
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1. Learn how to masturbate Because you're a grownup, and if you're still stuck in the whole 'masturbating is weird' mindset it's time to get over it. Learn how to give yourself pleasure. Never.
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Heat Things Up. Cavanah recommends heating things up with the Bijoux Melt My Heart Candle. It's "made from soy, which has a low melting point, [and] it can be poured directly on the body for sensual massage." And, the best thing about these vegan-made candles is that the wax is also edible. 6/11.
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9. Bye Felicia. When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "Felicia", a random bitch that nobody is sad to see go. Their real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "Felicia".
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Breeding, or to be bred, generally means having unprotected anal sex. There are too many to name, but other phrases for having sex that deserve a shoutout include: Laying pipe. Pounding. Taking.
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BDSM. If you want to give BDSM a try, former dominatrix Miranda Kane previously said the three words you need to remember are ' safe, sane and consensual ', adding: 'Don't run before you.
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The Basics. Let's get down to business about the facts of life: Sex is made for mixing and mingling genes. These genes are carried by the male and female gamete cells, the sperm and eggs. Most of.
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70+ Dirty, Funny, and Best Rizz Lines. Lim How Wei. August 1, 2023. Lim How Wei notlhw. Rizz is a word that was invented by Kai Cenat, a YouTuber, and a Twitch streamer. It's similar to the word, "Game", which means that you're confident and persuasive enough to attract the opposite sex. Rizz is about having good confidence and charisma.