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Funny Quotes About Aging 1. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 2. "Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt 3. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns 4.
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Kathleen Coxwell June 18, 2020 These funny quotes about getting older and quotes about aging should serve as inspiration for enjoying this remarkable time of life. Funny Quotes About Getting Older "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." Kitty O'Neill Collins
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1. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns 2. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 3. " Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional." - Bob Monkhouse 4. "Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." - Lionel Kauffman 5.
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1. No need for "age is just a number" quotes; we cannot remember our age anyhow. Of course, I know how old I am. Well, I know when I was born. I don't like doing the math, so I usually just ballpark it. 2. When you are old and writing to-do lists.
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Canva Growing Old Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old ageโ most of all, about growing old! On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. I hope you like some of them.
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- Julian Clary "If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it will happen anyhow." - Mitch Albom "If you're not getting older, you're dead." - Tom Petty "One thing I've noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed."
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#1. "As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." โ Robert Quillen #2. "Middle age ends and senescence begins the day your descendants outnumber your friends." โ Ogden Nash #3. "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." โ Jennifer Yane #4.
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1. "Aging gracefully is like a fine wine - it takes time and a sense of humor." - Unknown 2. "I'm not getting older; I'm becoming a classic." - Unknown 3. "Aging gracefully is just pretending you're not as sore as you actually are." - Unknown 4. "You know you're aging gracefully when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself."
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1. "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." - Kitty O'Neill Collins 2. "I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging." - Barbara Hershey 3. "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." - Phyllis Diller 4.
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Top 10 Funny Quotes About Aging Gracefully. 1. "By the time you're 80 years old, you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.". โ George Burns. 2. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.". โ Woody Allen. 3.
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Brian OldWolf Updated: Sep 22, 2022 11:11 AM EDT Getting older is like breathingโeven if we're not thinking about it, we're doing it all the time. Heather Zabriskie via Unsplash Laughing at Growing Older We may not be able to outrun old age, but at least we can laugh at it.
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"Aging is like a fine wine. You get better with age, but you still give people headaches." "You know you're getting old when you start taking naps during movies." "You used to have a six-pack, now you have a party keg." "As you age, you become more selective about who you spend your time with.
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Funny aging quotes about age and beauty. 1.) I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner. 2.) I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. Cherie Lunghi.
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1. "Age is just a number. In my case, a really high one." - Unknown 2. "I'm not aging, I'm marinating." - Unknown 3. "I don't feel old, I just look like I do." - Unknown 4. "You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there." - George Burns 5.
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You only have to remember it." - Bill Vaughan "Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." - Mark Twain "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." - George Burns "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope
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Enjoy. 1) "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White 2) "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope 3) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain